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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Then came..
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
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So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
share office space ...
Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Still no good
Valerie Mahaffey, actress in "Desperate Housewives" and "Northern Exposure," dies at 71 - CBS News
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Country music singer opens up about HIV status, sexuality with release of new song - MassLive
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Nice Hat, Loser - aftermath.site
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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